He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
i think my cat just said my name.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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