All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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