yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Bring me that man meat
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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