she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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