you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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