Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My dick has a subreddit
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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