I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
worst night to have a conscience
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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