I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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