She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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