i just had sex bonerless
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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