He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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