I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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