I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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