How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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