I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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