if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
There r osticjed everywhere
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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