He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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