My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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