I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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