So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
NoShamevember. You game?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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