so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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