You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
only if we run a train.
done.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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