Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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