That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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