Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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