grandma shit on top of the toilet
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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