She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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