This gyro tastes like lonliness
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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