Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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