Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
My vagina is very pro this idea
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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