suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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