playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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