so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm getting married
To pizza
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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