so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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