His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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