Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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