I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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