it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
My pussy is not your playground.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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