Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
There's even glitter on my cock...
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