Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
How's work?
Spinning.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
i need some magic done to my vagina
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
