Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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