He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
All I want is dick and wine.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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