what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
