dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Randomize
