Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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