I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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