And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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