Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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