its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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