drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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