where am i from again
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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