You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
