I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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